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Monday Deppressions..

Dear Aunty/Uncle Reader,

Why do some people seriously just gain weight and lose weight so uselessly? as in the graph is way up one month then waaay done the other month..really depressing!
A few months ago i was being asked if i was pregnant, they told me to go on a diet coz my arse and tummy were sticking outta my jeans..this month i am being told to see a doctor,being asked why i am sooo skinny and i have had to buy new clothes coz i went like 4 sizes down (yes, shock!)
ok, operation gain weight- i have 20 days to-and i am eating chips with cheese and mayo every day!! Any tips on weight gaining??..i am pigging out and it ain’t working :( ..depressing

This is soooo frigging depressing! Seeing this unpropotional self in the mirror.Everything has shrank..EVERYTHING..ok not really coz yesterday in the Park my sister was oh so promptly singing the ‘I like big butts and i cannot lie’ song, but that’s even more depressing..have you seen a big behind on a skinny chik? that is just oh so not pretty!..ok, I have proved it too, sudden and heavy weight loss DOES give nasty stretch marks..not funny at all, depressing!!

Four sizes down…FOUR!! the streets then go ahead and put up all ugly clothes in my new size..kwani walitumwa?, as in every fly jeans or top i see is too big, and no they don’t have it in size x..depressing.

Dear Aunty/uncle..I am required to wear heels for some PA job application.And even though i am oh so wanting to win, i have to be a realist..thin with butt sticking out and in heels is a Depressing sight.

3TOC, self-acclaimed Beyonce/Shakira photocopy or is it her who’s the original and them the photocopies?wha’ever..HnH, Mocha, Klara, Nakeel (tads be all over her) , Anon (anaa beyonce photocopie), Jade (whos pic was up a while ago, uuuii), Unyc (nowonder she hooked that gay dude)..Farmgal ( pia yeye ni Shakira copy) and WanjaKihii..are waaay above in the list when it comes to non-brainy matters ..Depressing.

I am being the bigger gal and stepping down.I donot think my oh so intellectual self would step up in the ladder, this world is harsh and it seems the panelists need to see some beauty as well..too depressing.

INEXCESS, do accept my resignation as an applicant..depressing.

I am waiting for those weight gaining tips..remember, i have 20days!! i don’t want my mother and relatives suspecting that i shikad …aaaand i am just so tired of hearing “Gosh, what happened?” if i hear that one more time i’ll screeeeaaam!!


61 comments July 30, 2007

Tagged again..

Hello hello hellooooow!!!
Am psyching myself up for this post because Lord knows i need psyche for it..i thought i had done away with revealing stuff about me..right until Prettylyf came out and tagged me!! anyway, am sure am like the last tagee doing this so let’s carry on..but again after my last confessions..what else is there to tell you?

The Rules are:-
1. We have to post these rules before we give you the facts.
2. Players start with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
3. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
4. At the end of your blog post, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
5. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

1.I have a lisp! lool yes yes..i do, confession number 1.
Okay listen, it is not a “thatha” or “tho what” kind..nope, a very slight one but am sure it is there lol..i blame it on my tongue hehe aki! if you know the before me and the after THIS..you will definately notice. If you just know the now me.. lucky me!!! i think my “S”es kinda whistle..lol ok not per se but you get? Maybe i’ll leave y’all a lil’ message there————————->
You tell me if i lisp.
uhm…YES i was very sober,NO there wasn’t any anaesthesia involved, YES i saw it happen..NO it wasn’t painfull (maybe jus a lil’ blood bath lol)>>YES i am normal and loving it!!

2.I cut people short in a conversation lol baaad baaad habit, i blame my friends for not stopping me earlier before this became a habit coz when me and my gals are talking..we kinda finish each others phrases and storos..so now i got used to that and if am in a crowd and someone is narrating (?) a storo that i know lol i am so cutting you short to tell the story, but not in a bad way coz ure actually meant to cut me short too..si that’s the fun of it..makes the storo interesting.lol
On the other hand it’s not very ‘interesting’ when you’re saying something and i go ‘yeah yeah..listen there’s this day….”looool i kill me!!

3.I love colours.Colours brighten my days and life in general.What would this world be if everything was white and black?Boooring.I have orange shoes..green shoes..yellow shoes, red ones lol some with many colours and others are just nice and single coloured.Colours brighten me up sooo much, keep me smiling.As i type this i am wearing orange shoes..my handbag is green with orange and purple stripes plus it has loads of glass and beads on it.My hair has polite Purple highlights ,my eye glasses have some colour too lol my pants are black and my top orange.Call me clashing but i feel like a million bucks in cash, i’ve been smiling all day! Purple’s my fave colour. OK, i do try to dress well (match colours and wear some tu gold jewelery like this when i am not dressed like the wierd self i am..usually done for occassions, first few meetings with strangers(we don’t want them crossing the road that early) and when i know they’ll def. be pictures of me circulating in the family-at least i try huh? but basically why lie, i really don’t care..you cross the road, i’ll yell my story to you!!


4.I love glass and crystal and beads and stones..and gold.
The Amethyst is my fave stone.I love the way light reflects on glass and crystal..and beads are just beautiful to my sight and touch lol which explains the handbag bit in no. 4 above ( and i DO have normal handbags too..bila doidos and many colours..just saying!)

5.There are certain topics of discussion that i can’t stand talking about, i prefer to leave the room because for certain reasons these topics make me oh sooo sad and mad: Abortion and violence against women (either by a family member; someone you date; a current or past spouse, boyfriend, or girlfriend; an acquaintance; or a stranger)..if i see such on telly i change the channel but the wierdest thing is that i read alot about them..Sijielewi!

6.I like horror movies lol am such a scaredie cat and i don’t know why i even try watching them but it is like so exciting watching the movie with my hand infront of my eyes and fingers spread out..jumping at the slightest “dum duuuum”or creak of the stairs..i love talking to the stupid girl in the movie who’s just not watching her back..and why the hell didn’t she switch on the lights?? aarggghhhh he’s at the cooorneer don’t goooo ..uuiiiii..(dum duuuum) Too late, he got her and slit her throat in two…*sigh* time for bed with the lights on!

7.I cannot sleep in silence.The radio has to be on for me to fall asleep..i think when it’s too silent i cannot concentrate on sleeping lol i keep thinking stuff and trying to make up my own dreams until i create a movie in my mind..music keeps me relaxed.Once i fall asleep you can switch off the radio, but only when am asleep!

8.Finally.. i love camping, trecks, long bike rides..i love being outdoors and i love looong drives!! i practically grew up in camps, still wondering why my folks were always so excited to send me to those camps every holiday since i was 13 Brownie/Girl Guide/Ranger camps..Church youth camps..Neighbourhood youth camps..Forcing issues on my sisters’ friends’ camps :D ..zote.
I’d also choose the bus over the train/air anytime!! the further the better..there’s a whole world out there to see and i want to see it in all its splendour!

Pheeew, now that that is done.. am happy!

FORGOT–>JAMVI , BOYFLANI AND SUPER AM TAGGING YOU!!..Super if you have to, anza blog lol all i know is You are tagged and we demand a list!


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