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testing 1..2 and other stories November 22, 2007

Filed under: P-Ma dottings — Betty @ 12:20 am

yes, am still around, poleni for..i donno what so anyway,Kip..yes am still doing the ungodly hours and at some point after moving house i was on dial up..i can’t stand it..theeeen my phone is selective lol allows me to comment on some blogs but not others..wassap with that..and no, i can’t post from my phone..ati i type all that? eish!
Hallo broadband..i so missed the speed bana..and this is a test post coz broadband is as of 3minutes ago and if you can read this..thankyou Virgin!!

ok enuff testing..IT WORKS!!

Two questions:

-A man was born in 1955, today is his 18th birthday..how is that possible?

(whoever gets that one right..heh!..kisses galore!..it took me forever lool..ehe start guessing people.)

-This other question might be a bit gross but tough luck!..yeah..so am just wondering..(ALL MEN-CLOSE EYES NOW)..
uhm, chiles..that thing of a mama going swimming when she’s raining..enyewe is it that ka theory of pressure difference in and out ama gravity that keeps it in there coz aiiiii a chik is bila bullets and things are still ..blue..wassap with that?

ok enuff with the questions (MEN-OPEN EYES NOW)..

Happy Birthday Ryan..you are 1year old today..and congrats on your very first step that you took yesterday..how timely!..now if only you can just sleep between 0000hrs and 0800hrs without a scream/cry/poo we’d all be sooooooo gratefull.You cutie you..Auntie Twaddlie got you a nyummy Harry the Hedgehog chocolate cake that she can’t wait to bomoa!!

ok enuff of wanting cake…hmmm, am turning into some dentist i know blogging at ungodly hours *sigh*.

yes, it’s all grey in here now..and a lil’ serene green..ati now that cable and broadband are back in my life i feel cool, calm, collected, serene and all those nice ‘unloud’ emotions lol wait until you come back and see this page a bright red or yellow that blinds you..am screeming loud emotions in your face.Best pray we stay in the greys.

ahuh..am off to bed..thankyou Virgin!!

 

25 Responses to “testing 1..2 and other stories”

  1. Kirima Says:

    Welcome back Betty, I won’t answer that question now its too early to think!!
    Ati WHAT? My eyes are still firmly shut :-)

  2. aegeus Says:

    aiii that question…the age one…

  3. aegeus Says:

    hmm i wonder did he die at 18?

  4. modoathii Says:

    woooooooohoooooooooo!

    she’s back! she’s back…and with a very confusing question. wassap with that? wacha ni employ that kasection of the brain i only know exists when such swalis are asked…

    happy birthday kid. now that one sten and you can now ‘ryan’ all over the place leaving disaster…hehehhee…

  5. Bomseh Says:

    I hope to get the kisses.

    The age question, guy must have been born on a leap year. Shauri yako.

    On the other raining and swimming thing, I tried to close my eyes but all I saw with my eyes closed are those things we use to give water to fowls(kukus). Si u jua those ones where you overturn the container and water doesn’t overflow. When they drink the water is replaced. Ok, I am not making sense. I just forgot the name of that (is it apparatus or tool, or device?)

  6. Klara Says:

    Long time no hear…no see..lol

  7. kip Says:

    nice post! dial up is ab.*&ch but atleast uko na indanet…

    .. now aint your house too dark ..ebu washa taa … ican read the comments …and ebu dont tell me to go see a dagitari..!

  8. betty Says:

    Kirima: lol many thanks, ati too early too think?..ok, what time dies brain start to function well?

    Aegeus: nope..wrong answer lol..think harder.

    Modo: ok, so ume employ said section of brain? wapi jibu?
    …kid says many thanks for the wishes :)

    Bomseh: loooooooool so wrong! and what you on about? kukus drinking water apparatus tena?
    pole..you missed them kisses.

    Kip: enyewe afadhali the net is there.
    oh and imagine nishajaribu kuwasha lights wordpress ikakataa..hmmm..donno what to do coz pia sioni comments poa lol.

  9. frankie Says:

    okay, answer to that age question? please supply us..i can’t think….

    and yeah, i get cut off from the net too for long periods, not that i pay for the net myself, so u see, the whole campus is like using one thin cable..

    and when a fat man steps on it, the internet goes for a week…

  10. Zack Says:

    Was the guy a model or a Kenyan Celeb? They all stagnate at a certain age…even when they have white hair!!! Like Sheila Mwanyigah is 26 for the like 26Th time!Lol… Anyway, been a while, karibu tena…

  11. bryjoe Says:

    ti hi hi zack ati sheila is still 26?…
    we missed you…
    there is giza inside here where is the switch?
    that guy si he was born on 29 feb (so he celebrates his birthday once in 4 years)…give the present like now…..

    that vibe for raining and pools is the chile wearing speed gorvner(read tampons)?

  12. mtu Says:

    he was on a coma for most of his life

  13. Xs Says:

    sasa Betty….. eeeh si that guys died @18 and got mummified?? bring em kisses my way!
    Alafu on 2nd Q, i closed my eyes all i saw was a red line trailing the said swimmer!!!! TRAUMA – and the way i kunywaad maji mob while learning to swim – NEVER AGAIN – siendi swimo kwa pool tena – TRAUMA TRAUMA! LOOOOOOOOOOOL

    PS: I have an idea of what BOmseh is talking about lakini ziiii amenoa big time!

  14. threetypesofcrazy Says:

    you are okay girl? kwani where did my first comment go?

  15. Cant-'e' Says:

    On birthdays,blue bullets,broadband,sereneness(forgive the spelling),cable and collectedness, I do sincerely wish you luck!

    If you are reading this,then my theory about analog(read dial-up) being better than digital(read broadband) is approved!

  16. Archer Says:

    I know the answer (ebu wet them lips coz I’m coming to collect on them kisses!) the guy was born on February 29th of that year, so he only gets to celebrate his birthday every 4 years.

    As for the other question, yuck!! Si you shoulda directed us dudes to some football website?

    You’ve been missed though.

  17. jamvi Says:

    The guy celebrates his birthday every three years.

  18. Shamza Says:

    Me dont get any of the questions…
    Welcome back though :D

  19. Betty Says:

    SIMPLE…

    THE MAN WAS BORN IN ROOM/WARD 1-9-5-5

    muahahahahahahaha am good eh!!

  20. boyfulan¿ Says:

    heasbu na mimi..uuuuuuuuuuiiiii..werokam back ndia..w8iting for more of yua dotes..!

  21. Shiroh Says:

    Answer is because today is 1973

  22. Betty Says:

    shiroh dear..si i already gave the right answer lool.

  23. threetypesofcrazy Says:

    Betty, Shiroh can not read, she can only write!!!!!

  24. Wanja Says:

    the cake!

  25. How are you? your website is cute
    I have a new band and we just had a live gig you can see here:
    http://tinyurl.com/7wmqct


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